'black widow!! is it true that you're sleeping with captain america?'
the three-second clip of nat smirking and responding, coyly, ‘sure, which one?’ plays on the news for what steve’s sure is a perfect 24-hour loop
'this is a nightmare' steve says
'whatever' nat says. 'it was quicker than saying 'actually i'm currently in a complicated but loving relationship with all three captain americas and we fucked each other tenderly just this morning”
'oh my god' steve says
bucky shrugs. ‘well she’s not wrong’
sam sighs dreamily while watching the clip repeat on tv again. ‘i love my new promotion’
and that ladies and gentlemen, is how its done
(Source: sarafena, via theappleppielifestyle)
America Chavez + 10 years // cropped ver.
- her star portals are 5 times bigger
- her punches are 10 times stronger
- full size [x]
preach it, Jan
(Avengers #221, 1963)
Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".